Did you learn nothing from Liz Lemon!

I wish I had read this earlier, now Chipotle is closed.

You just reminded me I got a coupon for free breadsticks from Pizzahut because my order took too long to deliver.

She looks so good! She makes me want to try wearing turtlenecks with long skirts but I don't want to look old. I feel like that look could go wrong real fast.

Their sizing is so off and really dependent on the piece. I'll shop their kids and girls section for prints. I found the cutest whit oxford shirt with little black cats all over it. I died. The sizing was girls 11/12 but yet I'm busting out of the women's size 6 peacoat I tried on.

I thought it might refers to the scallop pattern the potatoes have when cut thin. Clothes and linens can have a scallop pattern too.

One is never too old to discover a good book!

Pineapple, green pepper, and red onion! Ya'll can suck it. Yaaaa ya ya ya yaa

I don't even know who Sam Smith is. I should probably get on that. I would so get on that.

It was painful to read their response. They respond by basically yelling at her and then telling her to follow them! I work is social media for a huge American company and we would never. Come on Papa Johns, apologies and then take it off platform! You have no one who can reach out to her people?

Who the hell pays $10 dollars for this? The magazine costs more than Netflix.

Thank goodness for you Mark.

My go to pizza is basic cheese, extra sauce, green peppers and pineapple. YUM.

Target sells them as a double feature! So great!

How's she going to keep up that hair plug maintenance in prison?

"Greek yogurt chunks" my ass. Ain't no triple strained live cultural in those cookie.

But I would really like to try graham cracker butter.

I think it's an elaborate mind trap. I see y'all's comments as black, but you see yourselves as gray. Do you see me as black yet I see myself as gray, why?What matters most, the way I see myself or the way you see me?

Feeling for you. Relationship are so difficult. I legitimately don't know how people have long term relationships, I think that part of me is broken. Give yourself some time and care right now.

Taylor Swift falling is still better than me on my best days.