That is an Ugg Boot.

Ah hahahahah

Ok, so I know we’re all different. Different shapes, sizes, colors, ph balances, whatever. But how does one person lose a gallon of blood and clot mice and another just maybe a cup?

WHY DOES A STATUE OF LIMITATION EXIST TO PROTECT THESE MONSTERS?

That onion is expertly sliced with fine precision!

I have two eyebrow hairs that grow on my chin and I have to pluck them ever few weeks. It’s like go the fuck home eyebrow hairs you’re drunk!

This. Really, this? But I’m the one still in the grays!

Maybe it got that way because someone already did ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ah Heathers! I’ve personally exposed a dozen people to that amazing movie.

Fellow veggiesaurous here! Might I recommend hummus, salsa and chimmichuri as yummy salad dressing alternatives.

There was the another dirtbag she did and said a really desperaging remark about women. Darn I can't remember what it was.

Chipotle is SO bland. Who doesn’t have a local burrito or taco near by?

I got to number 9 and had to quit reading, scroll up and see who this pizza bitch was.

I hope Orlando was having a serious conversation with his stylist! Maybe asking why he made him put a suit jack on when he was already wearing a tuxedo.

Come on, Anyone anyone?

Veronica Mars is fabulous but I’d have picked these two for incest YA love story cover photo.

That man looks like he cries blood from his plastic face.

I’m so sorry that happened. No one deserves to be lied to. Wow, this stuff is way more common than I ever imagined.

The only thing I took away from this is that I should use the word “parity” more often.

How does this actually happen? How are you married to someone gone at least half the time of your whole life together?