I guess you could equate it with the saying: When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.

To this weak chinned, beady eyed coterie of clowns it is.

When I’m driving my sportscar 100 mph, then I have to speed up to 150 mph to avoid being harassed by the highway patrol: this is why it is so hard being rich and white in America today!

I played pompous ass in a play once. The character was a blowhard with a high opinion of himself. Whenever the character had some vacuous, semi-profound observation to make, I always had him raise his hand with a pointed index finger to underline his point, because that’s what empty headed, shallow, gasbags do in…

“Same” say hundreds of children separated from their parents and deported

Freakin blow up doll. 

Did...did you guys really just mix up Jameela Jamil and Pryanka Chopra?

The sadder aspect of this — not mentioned here— is that they found a baby owl in the tree, having been separated from its mother and without food for three days...... :(

If a tree lands in Rockfeller center and no one is around to see it does it make it Christmas.

I feel like we’ve given pretty consistent feedback that we don’t like the mean too.  

Megan how high are you?

I’m starting to think Dirt Bag is cursed - Joan’s are insufferably mean, and Megan’s have been getting meaner recently too.

weirdly vitriolic post taking shots at a number of women (and one child) for no reason... over a tree... where an official account made a light hearted response and somehow that translates to an insult?

This. My partner and I briefly considered doing a city hall wedding followed by a very small (<15), outdoor gathering with local friends to take advantage of cheap rates right now. Along with soliciting quotes and dates and the normal planning activities we took an afternoon to map out potential issues and places…

“hey remember when you got married and killed off half the family with Covid cause you were selfish?  yeah I remember.”

Exactly! It’s your wedding, the day that you are going to (hopefully) celebrate every year for decades. Do you really want that day to also be remembered as the day we killed grandma/auntie/friend/co-worker?

Mikayla claimed that when she was walking down the aisle she realized that not a single person was actually wearing one, and thought, “I’m walking down the aisle. We can’t do anything now.”

Also, Deutsche Bank is doing everything it can to drop Trump and call in its loans thus taking Trump’s claim that he is rich, and I doubt any other bank is going to give him a line of credit. So, what is Ivanka going to do when she actually has to (gasp) work ?

Every Trump family fart gets blamed on Eric.

Stars! They’re just like us!