That table almost makes me angry lol. How do you clean it? How do you use it?

Don’t be hasty. Yes, it’s god awful ugly, but as a massive klutz who also has seizures, this might be an option. Fewer bruises and fewer cards of local shelters for abused women pressed into my hand while shooting my husband dirty looks to have.

Oh god. You’re right. Double barf!

Not to mention that stuff is pretty flammable. Put one of those mirrors close to a candle and you’re just asking for trouble

I do know from experience that it is basically impossible to remove set spray foam from your skin, and I have doubts about the number of influencers who’ll wear arm-length gloves while making their, uh, masterpieces.

It won’t take pesticide foam. From what I just read on this thread I’d rather use oven cleaner every day for a month in flip flops than touch this stuff.

And cooking grease and dander...

Yeah, if I wanted my house to look like a combination of cottage cheese and matted sheepskins, I’d just do that.

What? You dont like mirrors that are covered in what looks like week old, faded dog shit?

The problem is, expanding spray foam is very, very toxic and can fuck up children as well as anyone handling it. This isn’t “Get off my lawn.” this is like “You are risking major health issues.”

Yep! I just imagine all the crevices filled with dust and cat hair. Barf.

I’m sure these will be super fun to dust and/or clean in any way.

I follow a lady on TikTok who’s maybe 24 and her entire feed is to furnish her apartment like an 80s dad. Remember the office in Look Who’s Talking? I feel like that’s the vibe of a lot of young people. And let them do their thing. It’s not like they have the money to buy a $1000 nice mirror. 

I will go ahead and yuck this for you, Maria. (I honestly think there are some exceptions to that rule) It’s fucking ugly and what’s more probably terrible for the environment in a myriad of ways.

That top image with the foam around the mirror looks like intestines...

I don’t see how this hideously puffy and white decor is any different from the hideously puffy and white dad sneakers that are inexplicably popular. I’m so not a minimalist, but ... just BARF to all of it.

Second. Ugly, rapidly disintegrating, incredibly toxic, fire retardent foam insulation used as accent pieces. I’ve eaten cookies less appealing than that shit to a toddler. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve used expando foam to seal parts of the garage, but the only one who ever goes in there is me when I’m hiding from my…

Anyone want to bet on how long it’ll before one of these airheads inevitably uses pesticide foam instead of insulation foam and severely injures themselves?

For example, this heinous foot-stool/coffee table that absolutely does not look like a cloud:

Get yourself a can of spray foam for $15 and make it yourself on a Saturday afternoon.