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I hate the wealth disparity in our country and have little love or fascination with the rich, whom I think should pay way more in taxes. That said, Joan’s repeated schtick of justifying any meanness because the victim is rich is fucking tiresome.

One of my extremely extremely extremely private and wealthy former clients lives on a vast compound adjacent to DeGeneres. So private that though I worked on their many projects and spent (and billed for) endless hours in their offices and residences over 10 years, I never met them or even saw a picture of them. This…

Seriously, let’s just do this already. I’m ready to move forward and be done with this madness.

Seriously. Like, dude, you knew what he was, don’t pretend you thought you could do anything.

Kelly continued to enable him though.  I hope there’s a special seat in hell for all his enablers. 

Lulu, you are are a good person who deserves good things. If you’re feeling down, it’s because you’re living through a global pandemic in a country run by crazy people who don’t care about you or your welfare. I liken it to those hours I was at home alone with an older brother and sister (both a little psycho) before…

I am so sorry for your friend, and can understand your desire to steer clear of films that glamourise real and haunting situations. A friend of mine stays away from films that spotlight the holocaust for that very reason. And Sherman Alexie writes about a film in which he was invited to act as a kid about a white…

This is a little off the subject, but I am put off by the fact she married someone who calls himself Ned Rocknroll.

I’m currently the largest I’ve ever been, and I struggle with that from time to time. I gained a significant amount of weight throughout my last LTR, and I almost stayed just to slim down before hitting single life again. Then I said “fuck it, I’m unhappy,” broke up with him, and am now dating the most physically…

Yes, fucking this, yes. We are so fitness-crazed! I keep thinking “God, it’s totally normal for a nearly 50yo body to be able to do hundreds of squats without hurting knees and crunches without hurting backs and dumbell workouts without hurting shoulders! You are such a fuck-up, Anne!” Not my body. My body likes a…

Kate Winslet is fucking awesome.

I had masks, too, Kate! Boxes of them! From last year’s wildfires! Which I then used for Covid-19! And then received masks from work for the pandemic! Which I then used for the wildfires!

I once ate two bowls of Fiber One in one sitting because I was hungry, tired and that’s what was in the kitchen.

I have a theory that this is one of the reasons people are frequently ignoring safety warnings and then getting gored by buffalo or falling into a hot spring and becoming human broth. Because we’ve plastered so many warnings over so many things that they’ve become meaningless.

I had an eating disorder for a large part of my life. I’ve since realized that my body will be at the weight it wants to be no matter what I do. I take after the heavier side of my family. Life goes on. It’s unfortunate for me that I live in one of the more weight-obsessed areas of the country, but if a guy doesn’t…

UPDATE: Those of you who think you need or want to lose a few pounds, you look marvelous, too! How I could have messed up my message I don’t know, but I call it COVID-brain and I have it in spades. Love and acceptance is the message!

It’s funny to me that the woman pushing this diet’s last name means Sugar Bread.

People (and mostly talking to you, ladies): you are enough. If you need or want to lose weight, speak to your doctor or other qualified professional to see about eating a little less and moving a little more. The rest of you, you look marvelous. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Dietician is an accepted alternate spelling in the U.S.