I HATE Will Farrell with a passion.

Can’t decide if that child is adorable or gormless. 

“ends up consigning them to cages that are even smaller and more confined than the ones they were in at their old zoos and she doesn’t acknowledge how messed up that is.”

Okay, where is this nirvana?

Your purchaser had ONE JOB!

I feel you so hard. We don’t have anything as nice as a whole foods or even a trader joes but we have a relatively upmarket one next to my house. I love browsing the aisles at leisure. My husband absolutely hates it. 

I know. I just wanted to spread the gospel (not the virus) ;)

Actually, my mother in law who is 60 and has beautiful, flawless creamy skin has never used soap in her life. She lives in the foothills of India and is way richer than me (just for context) She only uses ground green bean flour to wash her face and body. And freshly milled coconut oil from her plantations to…

My God. Whyte people. Just use a toilet spray. It costs $10 for a nice one. 

OR just wash your azz

Right off the bat you could make yourself some:

Wow. She is radiant. 

Why does he look like your weed dealer?

You haven’t seen my in-laws eat. 

Exactly. Plus what if the place is carpeted?

So I’m from Singapore where in lieu of setting up affordable and quality childcare services the government gives massive discounts in the levy for hiring a foreign domestic worker. So you pay maybe SGD550-700 for the salary per month and provide room and board. The levy to the government is reduced to from about SGD…

Fat hope but I wish for Bernie and Warren.

I’m Indian. We eat with our hands.

If you follow the proportions, you just cross your fingers. My pot also has a glass lid so it takes care of lot of the anxiety. But I think I was half asleep when I was typing.

It’s almost as if who’s royalty and who’s not is completely arbitrary and not, a divine birthright as we’ve been led to believe.