Especially with the money he has.

Well they are already plenty rich. And definitely richer than us plebs. But I suspect Meghan will go full on in her lifestyle branding. 

Man, I feel you so hard.

Funnily enough I do like the long zippered ones. I feel like they hold in my gut. Don’t know where to find them though. They aren’t accessible here in my size ( UK14) so I have to shop online for them (any everything else) on places like ASOS.

My god! Why 19 fridges though? One for each meal for each person in the house?

Talk about dream job 

There was so little promotion here (Singapore) for knives out but I went on a whim with zero expectations and thoroughly enjoyed it.  

I’m not against a covert assassination attempt. 

Happy Birthday! Celebrate with some peach cider maybe?

I’m fat so heels are even more torturous for me. My SIL however is very skinny and insists on wearing cheap high heels everywhere. Even She looks like Bambi tottering about and she start hobbling along after even a little bit of walking. And you should see her run. It’s a source of great hilarity in my family. 

My god that’s scary. I’m sorry it happened to you. Where in India exactly? South is relatively safer than the north. 

Beat me to it. It’s a clear case of what the Indian police call an “encounter”. I’m in two minds about this though.

The conservatives are largely made up of Good Christians right? Right. 

 Can we also stop calling her a BLACK candidate and completely erasing her Indian heritage? Or am I mistaken and does Harris herself identify as Black? I know it’s petty shit, but I can’t help it. 

That was hilarious!!! Lots of good sketches imho. The Last Fuckable Day was good too. 

Agreed. Jim Caviezel is the definitely the must fuckable Jesus. 

I thought he was a great too and a total babe. But hearing the actual words out of his mouth is making like my pussy dry up, like ya know... like. 

And have POCKETS, dammit!

Oh.My.God you’re right. 

This was the story I needed today.