Tragically true. I’m newly married now and deeply regret not having mishbehaved more.

This is a trick. You’re a chef, yes?

It’s “you’re” and “a”. 

She sure knows how to pick em

K, but tell us how you really feel. 

Add to that painting her as some sort of psychopath serial killer burning the remains as part her sadism.

Probably for the best.

Whoa. 

I don’t agree with it, but I oddly kinda admire Johansson for stating such an unpopular statement so explicitly.  

Maybe the burning is just a desperate attempt to get rid of the remains. Cremation is an extremely common funeral ritual in many cultures.

I was thinking the same thing. The mouth area looks... rough. 

If they used anymore bronzer people would be crying cultural appropriation. 

I liked Murder Mystery and I’m pretty psyched about the possibility of a sequel!

I CANNOT wait for the shitstorm of comments on this.

I thought the Krispy Kreme thing was sweet under you mentioned the Creeper stuff. Now I too will think of it as Kreepy Kreme.

If the person who’s dressing her wanted her to like the abominable snowbeast, they did a great job. 

I don’t get the Krispy Kreme hype though. It’s just too damn, make your teeth hurt sweet. It took us a long time to get a KK and for years people would bring back boxes from their trips to US. I finally tried a plane-squished one and it was a little stale and way too sweet. Then I tried a fresh one from the store and…

I’m jealous that you guys have a Trader Joe’s.

Can I ask, if you maintain a low/no carb diet forever? I have PCOS, and have been fat since basically always. I’ve always wanted to lose weight but never had the discipline to do so. But I got married about two months ago and that gave me the impetus to get serious. I cut out almost all extra sugar and carbs and…

It’s not hard. I only started making rice myself two months ago.