Are you me?!?

I wear garnet Converses with dresses all the time and I don’t think I look silly. Cute and comfortable is the way to go!

Are you serious? ‘Beef’ is buffalo in Goa? I have no issue eating both. Just never knew that. I’m Singaporean and our ‘mutton’ is chèvre. 

I did go to the doctor the very next morning because I couldn’t keep anything down. I threw up my trusty charcoal tablets immediately. And they did give me drips and probiotics. 

I call bullshit. 

OMG. Your story is giving me the shivers. My fiancé brought me on a surprise trip to Goa a few days ago. On the first night I ate a beef stir fry and proceeded to be violently ill til about today. HOARK!

I hope she gets a shit ton of money. 

The creepiest part is (no shade on Jaume, she’s amazing) is that she’s no beauty queen. She’s as awkward as I was in my teen years. And still her parents were executed. And she herself must have gone through untold horrors. No one is safe.

And see how well that works out. 

Me too! Whatever happened to that lovable goofball Andy Dwyer?

Take all the stars!!!

It’s totally a thing. I’m Singaporean and I hate that I whenever I’m talking to my White friends (mostly English and French) I tend to mimic their accents. I know code switching can be helpful in facilitating communication, but I hate it in this particular case. 

My nickname for my Fiancé is Cashew. Because his peen looks so schmall after he comes. 

ALWAYS. Truly hot guys are secure enough and actually be kind in flirty situations.

I’m so sorry. I hope your kids get better real soon.

I just found it about this yesterday and I have enough eye bleach for all:

If he is staff, he’s probable been raping her multiple times and likely suspected she was pregnant. The likelihood of him having split by now is pretty high. 

Shit. That makes it so much worse. 

Yeah, I’m not a scientist, but I’ve read enough about acne to think they probably aren’t lying.

You’re a real bitch, you know that?