And not just dating. I stopped myself from doing SO MANY THINGS until I was thin (worthy) enough. Looking back, I fucked myself over so many times and would be much farther along in life had I just experienced and lived instead of feeling too fat for everything. And this shit started at like 10.

Oh Honey. I only had my first kiss three years ago. When I was 29! AND it was a tinder date. I feel your pain.

But ‘Amir’ is also a probable name for him.

I don’t kare for the Kardashians but damn doesn’t Kendall have long legs.

That’s really interesting. Over here, men (and women) drop dead all the one due to (apparent) heart attacks in their 50s and 60s and they usually never do autopsies. Many times, it’s the families that’s request them to find out the exact cause of death. 

It’s good that you did. I have several aunts who suffered miscarriages from repeated assaults from their spouses. But this was just visceral.

That coat hanger story. FUUUUUUCK..... more brutal and harrowing than any torture porn horrorfest.

I mean, people STILL watch Friends. I’m watching it right now!

Of course, I get that. I’m saying it was still an assholish thing to do. And I’m an asshole for doing that.

lololol. I was wondering WTH “turtle on my knee” was and it makes perfect sense! That is exactly what the song sounds like.

I’ve been this asshole. I’ve definitely taken videos and photos of people doing weird (but harmless) stuff and shared it with my besties or boyfriend. Guilty.

You guys are really killing my resolve not to see it, or at least pay money to see it. I don’t know why Jezebel who specialise in making mountains out of molehills don’t bring more attention to CRA’s blatant erasure of local ethnic minorities. 

I think it’s amazing that you do this. Someone gave us a bread maker that’s been lying around for ages. I just might use it today.

Every time I have PMS, I must finish a whole carton of Movenpick Swiss Chocolate and I get real crabby if anyone else dares take any of mine from the fridge. 

That’s crazy! But also very considerate. Also interesting is how deadly nut allergies are just not a thing here. Here being Singapore and Asia in general.

Signed,

I wonder how his daughter feels about her dad being a huge ole pervert.

I know. I’m barely aware of Ariana Grande but I’ll be her forever stan if she speaks up and drags his entitled ass to court. 

So I’ve heard Scorpios are supposed to be great in bed but I, as a Libran dating (and probably marrying) one find that to be untrue. Dude has zero rhythm and is as sensual as cowdung. What’s a horny girl to do?!

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