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Every time there’s a Dirt Bag item about French Montana, I misread it as French Stewart, which makes them much funnier.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Deodorant/Anti-Antiperspirant. The only one that doesn’t make my underams red and itchy, plus does it’s anti-stink work well. Can be bought just about anywhere: http://www.drugstore.com/dove-anti-pers…

Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Deodorant/Anti-Antiperspirant. The only one that doesn’t make my underams red and

Weird Al is the shit. Would do. He’s awesome.

They’ve got “Fat Drew Carey” on there like that’s a bad thing. Fucking BuzzFeed.

That list really needs to learn some respect for Teddy Roosevelt.

Dude Weird Al is kind of hot without all the goofy accoutrements:

Ohh, I think I remember that riding-skirt too!... And ohh, that burnoose.

I waited on pins-and-needles for those damn Peterman catalogues, and wish I'd kept a few in the attic! They read like noir adventure romance novels— and then the mega-romantic clothing so lovingly sketched in color-pencil next to the copy finished the job of sweeping you away. (Into Fantasyland, because that shit was

Beef on Weck, bitches.

Lady Jane. I swear, I was still sobbing when I left the theater.

I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU LEFT OUT BEEF ON WECK BECAUSE I'M SURE YOU WOULDN'T APPRECIATE ITS SANDWICHY MAGNIFICENCE.

That's the coolest clip Seth Rogen has ever voiced over!

I started rubbing myself against things before I can remember. I used to use pillows, mostly. My younger sister used to just rub herself on her hands. My Mom caught her a couple of times and was horrified and told us both that it was not an appropriate thing to do (I was probably 6-8 when she talked to us). But it

I agree with you. As a fledgling academic and someone married to an academic, there were several requests made that would have given a liberal arts college serious pause. Negotiation of starting year and 3 preps being the biggest two that come to mind. Most of the commenters here are unable to make that distinction,

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I never saw Veronica Mars but I fell in love with Kristen Bell in Reefer Madness: The Musical. Tragically, not many people have seen it. But it is hilarious and has great songs and I insist somebody seek it out and watch it, goddammit. Ana Gasteyer, Alan Cumming, Steven Weber, and Neve Campbell are also in it.