Been a white guy for long damn time, now, and this is my White Guy Translation of what the fuck is going on here in Karen’s addled mind:

I admit, I freaked out when I left my phone in a share ride. For some bizarre reason, it never struck me to attack a kid because of it.  

Are you kidding.. she should NEVER be in a role where she has interaction with humans again..

With that, I nominate her for the 2021 CPAC spokeswoman.

Can they get a paddlin' before the firin'?

To my man in Central Park that wanted to take the high road earlier this year do you now see why that was and remains a bad idea? This heffa went on CNN & claimed she was the real victim and trust me there are plenty of white women out there agreeing with her. Make this clown lose everything. The only job should be…

Yep. If I worked at that hotel I would never trust that manager’s decision making ever again.

Taking the word of a bag lady over a hotel guest?

I don’t like to see people lose their jobs in this pandemic, but-

Imagine trashing your reputation on a national scale over a fucking phone.

Lol at the free sockets. That brings all the boys and girls to the yard!

“K car heaven” is like Hell Lite.

cancer is hard to get rid of. 

The only two counties in KY that voted blue are also the only counties in KY I’ve ever lived in. Most all of my extended family live in a small town in southwest KY and visiting them, it’s like going to a different country. My uncle told me that a good third of people down there, including employees at places like…

And while we’re at it, FUCK the GOP. No really. And FUCK the 72 Million Americans who wanted another 4 years of this freak show.

I tried to vote him out, but somehow a majority people still voted for him, probably hoping to one day see what he keeps in his neck scrotum.

Mitch McConnell is about as useful as the new slideshow format.

I’m just gonna save money and hook up my record player instead 

I’m looking forward to the day when direct sales are more common. 

And that is a fair assesment, but when you have already completed 99% of the process, starting all over may not be the best use of your time, especially if the dealer will give in and pull the nonsense from the quote.

Rear brakes really aren’t that essential. Most vehicles I’ve driven with rear brakes pinched off stop just as good as you’d expect with both rears. Just don’t go racing around town in your $500 beater and call it a day.