What’s funny is that in an attemt to look cheaper, they’re spending extra money to change the badges.

True . They should say , how do you keep affording that . 

We bought a 2005 Audi A6 for $4k as our winter beater with AWD and heated seats. We’ve had several friends comment on “How did you afford that?” while they’re driving some $30k Rogue or Escape or something. Most Joe schmoe’s only see the badge.

Letter carrier here...your answer is 100% factual.  Take your damn star.

Most people are intellectual lazy and uninformed / misinformed.

By the way, this asshole you quote so well probably lives in Bumblefuck, Wyoming about 159 miles from the nearest town and bitches about the USPS (even though fair rates for him should be 20 times higher), bitches about communist Amtrak (even though Amtrak makes a lot of money in the NE corridor and then gives away…

I remember having my mind blown the first time I went to Europe because basically every single taxi I saw was either an MB or a BMW. It didn’t dawn on me that those are obviously going to be way more common over there 

That drives me insane. Nobody would blink if you rolled up in a brand new loaded Explorer, but drive a decade old German car you got for $10k and they think you’re Richie Rich.

I’m surprised it took this look to get this answer. The GOP wants to kill the USPS and a MB logo is just another alternative fact in that mission. 

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

Obligatory:

Sadly? The town it’s based on looks more like this...

It was too much of a concept.

get one for the Jalopnik Office Campus and you can call it the Ja’Moke.

If you ride around smoking a joint, you would be driving your Woke Moke while taking a toke.

Can I get one with that “COEXIST” bumper sticker as a custom paintjob?  It would be my “Woke Moke”.

Even patrol cars don’t typically have very high mileage, however they idle a lot, which has its own set of issues with ICE. 

He’d just tell them how to make it work more efficiently.

And yet you did come here, read this, and take the time to comment.  Shouldn’t you be out working on your own POS?