I feel like this is Rita Ora 2.0 because I read this and am still saying “Who?”

That is the job of the third child, in my experience.

I googled “vogue-ing turkey”. I got this...

Are they just calling anyone and everyone who models “super” now? I mean, whatever, that’s cool, but I feel like Bella’s been at this for like six months or something. Shouldn’t you have to earn such a stupendous superlative?

He’s such an idiot. He was already at the car when he refused to tow it, so instead of taking the chance of maybe losing money he took the chance of definitely losing money. He already wasted the time and gas to get there (and presumably back). He’s just a downright moron.

Pro tip: If a voice is telling you to do something you feel 100 percent comfortable doing that also makes your life easier, it’s not likely to be God.

Uh... socialists don't pay? Last I checked, we were very much about people being paid fairly. It's the god squad who have a reputation for things like not tipping, and feeling entitled to free goods and services. Methinks that whenever this guy has had customers reluctant to pay, he has simply decided that they must…

I love how he was all “oh if I had known she was disabled I would have waited with her” like she would want his douchetastic fuckhead self to spend another second with her.

“And when I got in my truck, you know, I was so proud, because I felt like I finally drew a line in the sand and stood up for what I believed.”

I have a kid. And I have a job that is so far from my dream career it isn’t even funny, but it has good health insurance, pays the bills, and flexible time for childcare emergencies. You better believe I’m grateful as fuck to be able to show up every day.

Exactly. Custodial parents don't have the luxury of giving ious to their kids. Am I supposed to feel bad for this guy?

Same... while I have sympathy for what he’s going though, I was real interested to read the comments on this piece. Living the life of a starving artist is an okay choice to make if it’s just affecting you, but in this case? And affecting your kids for so long?? At what point are you damaging your kids to fulfill a…

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

I have two major takeaways from this:

Because strength rules in physical altercations no matter how much training you have. Martial arts may improve your chances slightly but if the attacker is bigger than you the odds are heavily stacked in his favor regardless.

OR. And I’m just throwing this out there. We teach guys that rape and assault are wrong and punish them accordingly when they transgress.

God. I’m used to reading this kind of horrific story about colleges. This is like some nightmare version of Babysitter’s Club Little Sister.

...I wasn’t disagreeing with that? I was saying that that was an attitude admin/law enforcement/the public tend to have about sexual assault in educational settings.

The school (responded) that keeping the alleged assailant and the girl in the same class and on field trips was not a problem because she wasn’t sexually assaulted again.

Strike’s hair is described as dark and very curly. He refers to it himself as “pube-like”