Are you for real? Jennifer Aniston got him to break up with his girlfriend. Read that sentence several times over and ask yourself if you really think it’s appropriate to talk about Justin as if he’s a man without agency who was lead around by a temptress woman who bespelled him into leaving his ex. This is some…

I hope you realize that this was a joke.

Especially when it comes to disputes over land.

Yeah, if we want to be shallow (and why the hell not, this is a Dirt Bag post), we can point out that Jen has since moved on to a younger and very handsome man who appears to bathe far more often than her ex. Why would anyone think that she’s still secretly pining for Pitt?

“There’s an endless appetite for trash, apparently, though everyone would say that they don’t have that appetite,”

How fucked up does a prison have to be in Alabama that the guards give a shit about the inmates?

Seeing people type “walla” instead of “voila” makes me irrationally angry.

“Walla?” They mean voila, no? Jesus that’s painful for so many reasons.

I seriously don’t get why older people think you can believe everything you read online.

It’s actually a VERY SUBTLE and genius play on his (or more likely his team’s) part. Just look at all the feedback you’re getting -- people are assuming Jolie is a crazy do gooder who would traipse with her brood into an active war zone, likely for attention.

Oh, I see, thanks! Well, I would still say that I don’t really believe that rumour simply because you can’t just saunter into Syria with kids, especially if you are working with NGOs or the UN. They would not agree to something like that. I can also say, having worked for the UN, that the high-ranking position thing…

You’re trolling right? You’re not seriously describing sending children to a warzone to “enhancing their worldview?”

You can “enhance” a child’s worldview without putting them in the middle of an active war zone.

I’m all for expanding a kid’s worldview, but Syria is a literal active war zone. If i were in Pitt’s situation, I’d voice some very definite concerns about putting my children in harm’s way as well. We’re not talking about falling off a bike, nobody disputes that people are getting killed regularly and with great…

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

imagine all the ugly clothing we will require to wear

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

If you’ve ever been an athlete, or been around elite athletes, they operate without paying a lot of attention to how the rest of the world operates (avoiding “distractions”). They’re almost never well socialized. An athlete can do well academically and still lack social sophistication or an appreciation for propriety.…