I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.

As much as I hate Trump, I have to give him this one. Back when I used to hate myself and worked in electoral politics, you would see these types of leaks after competing camps had to merge (on the same side). So it’s probably not that Trump is failing spectacularly at vetting new people, but as an outsider coming in,…

Trump family goes into a circle. Clinton family greets all the guests.

The same person who plagiarized Michelle Obama for Melania also bought her that shirt.

It was my understanding that I didn’t have any children, but maybe you know something I don’t know

Yeah about that.

I was playing this shit before your 10 year old was alive, so frankly Pat, I don’t give a damn.

Why can’t people young or old enjoy a game?

I dunno man, I’ve seen some of your wild life. them moose look hood as fuck. and don’t get me started on those crack head geese. AND why does it always smell like someones blazing something up there?

Just how long til a cop shoots a black guy over Jigglypuff?

There are three teens in my neighborhood that don’t know yet that I’m the Team Valor they are in a feud with. I can see this getting ugly.

Never bring a Pokemon to a GTA fight.

When you wanna be the very best, you gotta risk it all

There is a video where no chair was thrown, therefore NO CHAIRS WERE THROWN AND HILLARY IS A NEONAZI! #science

You say Hillary supporters are smug, but you sound pretty smug yourself, what with saying progressives can’t prefer Hillary over Bernie.

What Bernes me about this whole thing is that if a 2008 Obama supporter had done half the shit Bernie supporters have done this campaign—from the misogyny to disrupting Trump rallies, Obama would have to do a 30 minute infomercial apologizing, he’d have to do a major speech condemning his supporters, and Fox News…

Why and how would that be what I’m arguing? I’m saying the situation is rife for political gain because people are uneducated and freaking the fuck out. This bill has zero benefit to fighting Zika. My reminder at the end was to get people to calm down, because people are acting like this is some new plague that’s…

“Why can’t women be honest and just tell a guy no?”

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

Basically this.