I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

Great idea and may I suggest adding a Trump rally to the scarlet letter list?

Because it’s so fun to watch delicate snowflakes like you cry so much every time.

That’s some damn good trauma. But imagine if you were this kid:

Has anyone gotten 10 APG from a roster that’s 98% Future Let’s Remember Some Guys?

That is a good gif.

It must have; it can’t even spell “O’Reilly”.

oh did you overshoot the directions to breitbarf/drudge sludge?

Dad? How’d you find this site?

People who voted for Trump should be fucked with spurs.

Can we take a minute and appreciate that we are now up to THREE fucking people who are believably dead shark fuckers? That is a stunning amount of people who we believe would fuck a dead shark.

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

“progressive snatch pulls”

Progressive snatch pulls

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

I though the same thing. Plus she can probably lift his narrow ass with one hand.

That photo is hilarious. I can almost hear him think “take the damn picture already!”.

Holy crap that dude is straining big time trying to hold her. I imagine this took more than one take.