When they go Loh, we go high.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

If only all UCLA’s players could overcome their parents.

A miss would have been - Hands down - the worst dunk ever.

Liberty Bell: “Tell me about it.”

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

This is insulting to children and babies.

2 people from PwC are at the show, each with a complete set of winning envelopes, stationed on either side of the stage. It looks like one of them gave the other Best Actress card by accident

That type of logic is a pillar of the Round-Earth conspiracy. Everyone knows that the world really works on Asteroids rules, wherein if you travel off the edge of one screen you appear from the edge of the next.

She did come pre-packaged from a far away place and got his name stamped on her, so sure.

Jesus Fing Christ.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Also, President Trump made an outstanding catch to keep a Pats drive alive. The ball was tipped, he was surrounded by Falcons players and it looked like the ball hit the ground. Upon further review, it was revealed that President Trump’s massive hands prevented the ball from hitting the turf.

Why can’t Kraft give the POTUS some fashion advice on how to buy a suit. He would then be a true friend.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop