Clint Eastwood would call that a hate crime.

Rich people are full of shit

What’s diabetes? Is that related to my diabeetus?

WHERE’S MY TOTEM?!

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

Reminds me of when Trump’s brain was transplanted into the body of Bill the Cat on Bloom County

Yes, counter-balance. The forward lunge provided counter-balance for the mule kick to the nuts attempt.

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

They won’t find it, but the stick up his ass has been functioning as a substitute for quite a while now.

I assume the back surgery is an exploratory procedure in which they’ll be looking for something resembling a spine.  

What does Trump’s hair look like 4 or 8 years from now.

The officials knew what was up. All 3 were in the right place as the 3rd quarter began.

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

To his credit, Allen also called Santa Ana after their meeting to apologize again.

UK Twitter is only appalled at the fact that Duke is starting a Junior.

i could beat either army easily. definitely the penguins (weak animals) and probably the Santas too (fat, low stamina). not bragging, just saying i could

UNC won but after the game the NC legislature passed a law saying they lost.

He’s a legit clone of ted cruz.

This advice is only good for about the next month. Because after that, we’ll all be in hell.