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we didn’t want this either, melania...

Manafort burns all remaining Credibility in opponent’s deck; tapping Manafort additionally taps Rollover Testimony.

Mueller taps his Manafort to bring out indictment.

And his English one ( can you tell I watched About Time at the weekend?)

Side note: I adore Domnhall Gleeson, I have no idea why I love him so, but I would marry the guy.

...I’m gonna need to know where you work?

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

Can you imagine the nuclear-level shitfit some conservatives would have if a liberal clerk refused to issue someone a gun licence because they didn’t like firearms? They’d be furious, and you know, rightly so. People have a right to expect public officials to follow the law, even if they don’t agree with it. If you

I tell you what: either that writer had it in for Teller from jump or he is the most obliviously dickish new actor on the scene. I couldn’t even credit nervousness for his described behavior, thus somehow excusing him. As she tells it, he was just on a roll of being douchey, cocky, with a name-dropping obsequiousness

Bjorn Disway.

If you guys can’t stop bickering I WILL TURN THIS INTERNET RIGHT AROUND

I, for one, welcome our new gay overlord.

The only appropriate GIF. I cannot even.

Baby 1: “We need to have a serious talk about your choices”

to be quite frank, if I’m going by the actions of their followers, Satan seems like a way cooler guy than Jesus.

Oh wow. I mean, whatever blows your skirt up, but damn. Clamato beer tastes like infected discharge from Satan's weiner.

When Canadians say we're "working on beer as a sports drink" you have to factor in the sport in question:

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.