Hi Woody. Didn’t know you had a Kinja account.

Oooh, a polygraph test. Fuck off with your boilerplate Mia nonsense that you had saved to your hard drive.

At least Trump isn’t a war criminal who killed thousands and sanctioned torture...yet.

Not that I expect much from SNL of modern years, but I really disliked this smarmy, facile sketch. It’s a bit rich for SNL to do “hey W was pretty bad, lol” when they enabled him during his first campaign and in his first years in office. It also came across as, intentionally or not, giving Trump a bizarre pass, as…

Both their presidencies have, in their own ways, been disasters, but one thing I will say about Dubya, irrespective of the immense geopolitical harm he left us with, is that he does come across as a reasonably decent father and husband, and despite his ignorance and his formative years as a drunk and cokehead, he does…

The public rehabilitation of W’s image is one of the more revolting side effects of Trump’s presidency. It makes me shudder to think of what vile monster could come along later and make Trump himself look good. 

It may turn out that the tangible results (economic, human life) of Trump’s leadership, from a future perspective, won’t be as bad as what we saw under Bush.

A whole lot of people died and were tortured under Bush. I think that’s much worse than emboldening some chuds.

Perhaps. But I don’t know anyone who described Dubya as ‘presidential’ until after Trump assumed office. Unfortunately, the comparisons between these two bar-lowering cretins has really redefined the word.

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Presidential historians shall record dolt45 as the absolute worst of all time!

Incorrect

The lines about Russia-v-SCotUS and creating ISIS were impressively on-point for an SNL sketch, especially a Bush one.

I genuinely didn’t expect an SNL Bush to come out and admit to creating ISIS. Quite bold for a show like this and probably one of the best political sketches since the Baldwin as Trump era, which has mostly been terrible to middling.

Significantly less than 50% of the US population currently gets their period. Yet, lots of stores sell tampons.

Except that Nigeria has a population of 186 million; France has only 67 million. Even considering the higher literacy rate in France, there are actually considerably more literate people in Nigeria than in France.

Could you have used Google before making this foolish statement? It literally took me all of 1o seconds to find (many) bookstores in Nigeria.

I thought about that too— should all the women just stay home? But then I realized that we shouldn’t have to change what we’re doing, they’re the ones who suck.

That face deserves an Oscar more than garbage Casey Affleck.

would have been better for him to own up to his shit behavior and have THAT be the reason he doesn’t show up. Not passively aggressively blame everyone else.

I mean Denzel will already be there because he’s nominated, right? Let’s have him hand the award out and say he was last year’s winner for Fences. No one will mind.