That’s a hoax, the family in that photo was devistated when it made its rounds on the internet. The parents are actors.

The only thing they need is a celeb couple cutesy nickname:

Not sure if your comment is meant to be sarcastic, but this dude was eating ham & cheese sandwiches on prison just two years ago and now he just secured his jet-set lifestyle by impregnating a billionaire.

American Black-biracial gold diggers FTW!

if opposites really do attract, my sister would be perfect for you! She has neither of those things!

This guy puts the rise of Meghan Markle from mildly successful actress to motherfucking Princess to shame.

Its crazy to think that this baby is being brought into existence all because of a single meme that launched #PrisonBae into stardom.

i mean there’s daddy issues and there’s DADDY ISSUES.

Don’t put your GPA on your resume. It makes you look junior and highlights your experience being mostly educational as opposed to work force. Source: I’m a hiring manager.

And every time time she picks up a thing, there’s another. And there’s another. And there’s another. So I did that. I did it all over the room. I put it under the desk. I put it in the bathroom. I put it in the roll of toilet paper. I put it in the shower. I put it underneath the rug. Imagine how happy that person was!

Or at least put the names/descriptions in the order that the photos are in.

Probably the last actress in the world that I worry about is Jennifer.

I feel like male actors get to make a LOT more than 2 critically meh/financially unsuccessful movies before people start questioning whether their careers are over or ruined. Especially if that actor’s resume includes being the lead in a successful franchise and an Oscar win (among three other nominations). Jennifer…

He has specifically stated that the treasure is not anywhere that’s dangerous to get to. I’m poor and I think this sounds fun. Adults should know better than to go out into the wilderness unprepared.

Here is the poem in its entirety. Thousands have failed to decipher it, but perhaps you will be one to finally figure it out:

This should be encouraged. The plutocracy is alive and well, and as more money is funneled upwards to the very few instead of the many, treasure hunts will be our only escape from this sea of economic inequality. Plus, it beats battling to the death to repay student loans.

What good is a treasure hunt if fatal collateral damage isn’t part of it?

I’m with you. Diana was doing groundbreaking AIDS work in the 1980s, long before her marriage broke up. None of you are old enough to remember this, but she held hands with AIDS victims when that really bloody meant something.

I think we’re dissapointed with Kate because we thought Will would marry somebody like his mom. Diana said fuck everything, she was out there fucking digging up mines! If Diana could dig up mines Kate can wear a fucking black dress.

I agree, but also think that people considering #Time’sUp “political” are either stupid or making (necessary, but pretty unaware) concessions to evil. There should be nothing more “political” in saying that sexual harassment is pervasive and has to stop than there is something “political” about supporting children…