I have never understood Jalopnik’s fascination with this guy. There is nothing here to shake me from my belief that 99.999% of all Youtube “stars” are complete and total douches.

No, crazy-smart would be getting some rubes to try this and get caught so that Jalops have employment opportunities with border control:

Short answer from a guy that grew up driving cars from the early 80s. Any car today has more power than it needs to get in front of a bus. A BRZ is able to run the quarter in the high 14s, low 15s. Basically, about the same as a mid-80s Iroc Z-28, which was the baddest car on the street in the mid-80s.

This is a rally-bred vehicle. If any car could sell while covered in dirt, it’s a rally car.

I used to do that in my wrangler. Flat ground it chugged along fine. Going 41 in a 30 was fast enough, I had no reason to accelerate

Definitely would have made Patrick Henry reconsider his ultimatum.

You should consider swapping your car’s grating door chime for something a little more appropriate.

Concept-

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

For Subaru, I would also add:

I might have to turn in my Jalop Card for this, but my answer is none. No car.

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Easy win for the QX80. Gas and insurance are super cheap when you’re too embarrassed to take your car out of the garage.

Calling all Raptor owners:

Reds don’t need jerseys to honor the Bengals. All they have to do is go out and commit various felonies.

I’m a filmmaker from Canada and I am about to embark on an epic road trip to Buenos Aires, Argentina

But their guide dogs were pleading “No, no, press the other one…”!

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

I think my 14' hatch is the real answer to all questions. Even more than the Miata

Everyone is being sane today, so I’m going to suggest a 60 year old former military vehicle from manufacturer who no longer exists, which might get you killed if you drive it in Boston, is full of British electrics, and has a dumb name.