If that’s the case, they should hire Rachel Dolezal as a consultant.

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RiDi or LeAnna. Or LeRi (as I’m leery about this info). But I guess if this is their second go around, RiCap.

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).

I hate it. There seems to be soooo much more slobber involved than in regular oral and I’m too distracted by sucking cock to enjoy what the guy is doing. Also, asphyxiation by scrotum is not what I want my mother to read on my death certificate. Do not want.

I only do Extreme 69ing.

all that sweet sweet rape money...

Seriously.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

I wanted to be Nancy Drew going up. And have Carson be my dad. Not sure about Ned Nickerson. He always seemed distracted.

Off topic....

I sent this to my mom and asked her if she’d do this for me. She laughed and said, “No fucking way.” She’s not a cusser.

QUICK SOMEBODY WRITE A GREEK PLAY.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

“Hey, stop stealing my ideas.” - Adam Sandler

NO.

That I can make myself straight.

On the flip side, millions of people don’t have an uncontrollable urge to punch you in your stupid, creepy, smug face, so I’d say you’re definitely doing life better than this fuckwit.