Let’s just stop any more White Males from entering the country until we get a handle on this problem.
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Understandably. But this part [Hope the child involved in this will be ok.] just put a giant strike through on that sentence - No the child will not be ok.
Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.
Police are reportedly looking for “three white men in military gear.”
I had a girlfriend years back. Who’s boss at the office would ask her to take off her shoes every day. At first she thought it was because he didn’t want the employees to dirty the floor. But she noticed no one else had to do it. A few weeks went by and while he was in the rest room she went into his office to get the…
My first thought wasn’t that dudes were trying to impress me so much as assuming I don’t want as much pizza because I’m worried about my delicate lady figure (something they don’t consider, and thus are more considerate of sharing, with other guys). They assumed wrong. Slow down and don’t eat my food, punk.
My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.
Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.
My English grandmother was helping me pick out a dress for my BFA presentation and graduation. I came out of the dressing room in what I thought was a great dress and she threw out this gem.
Ugh. I think I’m out on this one. It makes me sad to read these.
“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom
“Compassionate conservative”
Bradford called Fogle’s pedophilia “mild pedophilia.”
Came here to talk specifically about her. Ariana Grande only sings vowel sounds as far as I’m concerned.
Is the “treatment” castration?