Kanye west was getting some Kanye rest so that he can go on tour at his Kanye best. Not in his Kanye nest, but still flying Kanye West. Torchinsky was next to him and that’s not a Kanye jest. Now normally Kanye’s in his Kanye Vest. Embroidered impeccably with his Kanye Crest. But this is something he keeps close to…

I’m really, really glad you found a good friend to help you.

Standing internet ovation. Your food choices are nobdy’s business, and it’s extremely rude for people to comment on them.

And my friends that are in their 20s are... actually they’re not all that picky. If I knew one like you I’d probably engage them more-or-less compassionately, but I am also a snarky asshole that does everything with biting humour, so I would assume at least some of that would leak through.

Scary stuff! I am reminded of this video.

Though I live in Texas, half my family is Indian as in they live in India. The little kids there, I've noticed, are just like American kids. They want fatty salty food and eat loads of junk. Junk is an assault to the taste buds, and once you get used to it, it's all you can taste. So kids crave soft fried salty fat-…

I hope the idiot driver was buckled up...

As if there was any doubt. You haven’t driven in 2 months!!!

What in the actual fuck.

This is why people hate New Yorkers. U2 is harmless.

I fly the fucking things and I would never fucking refer to it as a fucking 738.

I’m sure that kicking this thing will be just as viscerally joyful as yanking the fake, flimsy “lever” on an electronic slot machine. Which is to say, if you hit it with half the force the old-fashioned device required, you’ll probably break it.

Exactly! And on a more serious note, I’m rather amazed that a site like Jalopnik calls a Dyane ‘the world’s crappiest car’. I can name tons of cars that are crappier. Far crappier.

Damn! Those guys are huge as FUCK!!!

OMG I’m stunned by how much infrastructure could’ve been fixed/built with the billions spent on this thing.