Excellent piece Greg...wow.

It is strange how the description evolved from "close friends at Winterkewl games" to "We met Kris and trusted his qualifications and assertions that we could trust him with our brand."

We're not ready to make a detailed statement about what happened with Yogventures. Winterkewl's statement omits much and I would disagree with a number of points, but there's no value in going into detail.

If you look at her from one side, she looks like an insane drug addict, but if you look at her from the other side, you can see her tattoos.

This is a message for [bleep], this is [bleep]. Please give a call back, you can reach me at [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]. I look forward to speaking with you.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

SNL needs to hire Rob Ford....

I would never do that. I only eat my wife's pussy. What kind of lowlife skumbag do you think I am.

Looks like Ford is right on track to be the first casualty of the little-known "Type-V Diabetes."

He did go off-record as stating he has "abused her crack", giving a wink and a nudge, leaving reporters wondering just what exactly in the fuck he meant by that.

"I've got more than enough to eat at home. Clearly! [chuckles] My kids, however, have all starved to death."

Rob Ford is the gift that keeps on giving. My favorite was about him being shitfaced at the Air Canada Centre:

"Wow, Vince Gill! Thanks for coming out to watch us play!"

I'm just enjoying the mad scramble this post touched off among Oregon fans/Stanford haters to come up with half-assed "STANFORD" anagrams to post in response.

You can't spell Stanford Cardinal without "stand for anal"

You can't spell "My father is a douche venture capitalist" without Stanford

NO! I said show us your TITS!

This guy is a major public figure in the car racing world, and one with controversial links to fascism in his past. If a sex tape exposes not only his pale white ass, but also his ongoing fantasies related to that world of intollerance, then its fair game.