I like the part where you think he’s calling his butler but he’s really leaving notes for himself.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Sounds like Zwan. Remember Zwan?

See, for me that freedom is a problem because the show is at its most interesting when the family is interacting with each other. I agree that it made each individual story more or less function properly, but there’s no spark when it’s done in isolation, for me.

Your use of “cromulent” truly embiggens this already well written review

Consumption of VMA-related digital content nearly doubled from last year, with 141.6 million streams

Grew up poor white trash, abused and neglected.

That is an extremely unfortunate typo.

Didnt Undergrads also not make it a full season? I rather liked it back in the day.

*after finishes breakfast

I still want a MST-3K style show with Badger and Skinny Pete watching old sci fi shows.

Man, and I thought Chuck was an asshole. 

Is this like how Ozzy Osbourne tried to “leave his mark on as many of the world’s most important cultural sites as humanly possible”?

Irony upvoted.

Kanye sat down and realized that the Drake-Pusha T conflict was taking valuable attention away from Kanye.

I mean, this show has always managed to find the humor in even the bleakest of situations... I think that they could pull off an episode like that. Obviously they’d probably throw in some meta humor about her self-destructive addiction to “Ambien tweeting”.

My pitch for a final “very special” episode: Roseanne had her knee surgery discussed in the finale of the reboot, but got addicted to her pain-killers. We return next year to see the rest of the family arriving home. They have just returned from dropping Roseanne off at a rehab center. While discussing the trip, they…