Would you be anti-condom if you found out your parents almost used a condom to prevent you? or anti oral sex? Anti abstinence? That makes as much sense as being anti abortion for the reasons you described.

lol, I don’t even want to live with my boyfriend that I’ve been with for 7 yrs. We live about 5 min apart and each own our own condo. All my girlfriends treat me like there is something wrong with this but they are going to need my couch once they hit their 40’s and are all getting divorced.

The worst part of this entire post is #Ramily.

Considering how difficult they have made it to access abortion, I guess it’s the least they can do.

I also feel like people get a little overexcited about dressing being so awful for you. I’m eating fucking salad, most of which has very little calories, so that tablespoon of olive oil is not going to kill me. It’s not like, salad is good for you, so it must be calorie and fat free. If it’s my lunch, it better have…

Ranch dressing is dumb. Croutons are bad mojo. Shredded cheddar cheese is offensive. A coupla barely ripe tomato wedges are a travesty. Shaved carrots are a slap in the face. Simply tossing these things atop a pile of listless iceberg does not a good salad make.

Finally, something goes right for this guy.

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

Who is she kidding. Her show was a half-step above Richard Bey. It’s easy to sound magnanimous 13 years down the line.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.