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Excuse me, Der Gröpenfuhrer is Schwarzenegger.

I’m glad someone is making sure tour guides are making sure their audiences know which houses are really haunted. It would really hurt their integrity to do otherwise.

Shouldn’t this be in Kevin Pain’s Gawker Media Empire Food Network™?

I guess the full Gawkerfication of The Root is inevitable.

Publishing leaked video of someone’s wedding reception is fucked up.

This is karmic retribution for everyone making such a big deal about celebrities dying in 2016.

When have Q&As ever been intended to be definitive?

These are quality stats.

Classic Gawker Media Empire™ comment! 

When the Gawker Media Empire™ starts having the same commercials as the Old People stations on TV…

When the Gawker Media Empire™ starts having the same commercials as the Old People stations on TV…

You ever mix up your checks to the gas company and the electri company? I have and the companies and the banks don’t care who a check is made out to.

Same reason my sister and I would both get in trouble. “Stop hitting your brother. Stop instigating with your sister.”

Yup, those are absolutely the only two options!

So it’s “we’ll lose money and monetize this later”

According to baseball-reference.com, baseball games are 15% longer than they were a generation ago, 20% longer than two generations ago, and nearly twice as long as they were after WWII.

Might as well redirect the river and give it to Kentucky.

Those have depth and warmth.

So?

Oh no another cycle i’m going to diiieeeeeee if i have to wait another cyyyyyycle

I can’t believe maintaining ACDA isn’t on this list. It causes may of these problems. Slows down highway traffic, causes gridlock, causes fender benders, causes road rage.