Turns out the employee was named Becky Imnotracistbut

Ted Cruz is on Kinja?

Man Seeking Woman is great.

The problem with this joke is that Cleveland fans are lovable underdogs and GS fans are insufferable pricks.

That’s some really shitty twerking.

And yet gun ownership rights have never been less restricted in the history of the nation. Is the persecution complex of gun owners as as that of Christians and White people?

All software that can improve a car’s performance should be free?

[Wakes up from coma]

Bad pop musician names

lol @ article about commercial

I thought we hated that graphic. Wasn’t there a whole article dedicated to how bad it is?

[Farts]

Not Insufferable Foodies vs. Obnoxious Parents?

White men have 90% of jobs: that’s okay, other people aren’t qualified!

I’m a little hard right now.

And statistically speaking, they’d probably have at least a few iguanadons.

*amphibian

Randall Colburn is an anagram for Land Crab or Null.

Oh, be a human being and move on, for chrissakes.

Cling wrap doesn’t cling anymore