All that getting in front and traffic will still go faster. The only thing that will hurt is your ego. But most people can’t handle that, so...

lol Internet threats

Why hello.

Worst. Bond girl. Ever.

It’s a miasma of incandescent plasma, where hydrogen is built into helium through nuclear fusion at a temperature of millions of degrees. But that’s not important right now.

Well it’s not quite a game and it’s not quite an of thrones but, man… heh, heh… so to answer your question I have no idea.

Tits or gtfo

Morrissey?

Morisetterey?

<spoiler>It won’t.</spoiler>

At least for this one I have a frame of reference. I suspect I’ll spend as little time on AV Club as I do on the Gawker Media Empire™ sites.

I like how on my mobile phone, you literally only see one comment until you expand them.

I’ve missed you.

Because the original intent was to merge content creation and visitor interaction in order to monetize the creativity and participation of the Gawker Media Empire™ commentariat.

Following too closely creates traffic congestion. You are the problem.

The A.V. Club!

I'll miss you most of all, Brown Bear.

I'm not going to be much use. I'm about eight beers in.

This is where all the cool kids hang out smoking and drinking from flasks.

You realize you're just leaving yourself open for the same treatment.