Tits or gtfo

Morrissey?

Morisetterey?

<spoiler>It won’t.</spoiler>

At least for this one I have a frame of reference. I suspect I’ll spend as little time on AV Club as I do on the Gawker Media Empire™ sites.

I like how on my mobile phone, you literally only see one comment until you expand them.

I’ve missed you.

Because the original intent was to merge content creation and visitor interaction in order to monetize the creativity and participation of the Gawker Media Empire™ commentariat.

Following too closely creates traffic congestion. You are the problem.

The A.V. Club!

I'll miss you most of all, Brown Bear.

I'm not going to be much use. I'm about eight beers in.

This is where all the cool kids hang out smoking and drinking from flasks.

You realize you're just leaving yourself open for the same treatment.

It's Lobot's time to shine!

Is Jumpstart still around? They age in real time, right? They gotta be grandparents by now.

She's truly the pop star for the Trump era.

I'd call it a wash.

You played online multiplayer lately?

Rivers Cuomo strikes me as the kind of guy that thinks MRAs have a point but has never said so out loud