You're… you're a bastard person is what you are.

Also, whenever I'm the last person out of the office in the evening, I always stop, turn around, turn off the lights, and close the door wistfully.

WELCOME TO ME EVERY TIME I SEE THE SERIES FINALE OF THE MARY TYLER MORE SHOW

Oh I get it!

I'll do anything a fat cat tells me to do. Snacks? Yeah. Belly rubs? Absolutely.

Well, they answered it by saying it was the decision of the kind of people that would never even considering answering to anonymous internet commentors, and I'm certainly empathetic to that position.

Can we make downvotes public like a sitcom where everyone's petty secrets are revealed and we all turn on each other?

You're welcome.

Dismissed.

Can we trade Hughes and Purdom for Magary?

Downvoted.

If it weren't for maladjustment, I wouldn't have any adjustments at all.

You scoff, but I didn't see anyone saying they liked your comments. I'm going to grey the shit out of you at Kinja.

#goodkinja.gif

What if I make a comment that includes every comment ever made on AV Club, including itself? Will that get ported?

Can we get an instant permaban for anyone who uses the phrase "good kinja" or any form of "+1"?

that is good kinja

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by Disqus being terrible.

But can I if I want to?

Jeez, i haven't thought about RSS since Google Reader was Old Yeller'd.