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123 shows! The poor dear! That must be in, like, the top 1% of all musicians ever!

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Chance has been doing pretty good. Best New Artist, headlining festivals… I thinnk we can trust him.

Tell 'im, Steve-Dave!

Wore the sunglasses because no one can duplicate Burress's sleepy-eyes.

"Do not believe Crooked John. I have a great relationship with my Blacks." @RealTomJefferson

Yeah i don't care

Part of being a grown-up is not lashing out.

He might consider looking at Luke 6:29 or Matthew 5:39 from his "favorite book." It was so important, Jesus said it twice!

Well now you're throwing a hissyfit about the blowback blowback and we're going to get stuck in an endless loop here.

"Their" ex-president.

Oh yeah, I know her. Plays in our neighborhood softball league.

*Goes back to reading Zero-G Jugs. Spits.*

Geriatric Park https://www.youtube.com/wat…
Jurassic Park 2 https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Uncanny valley… you keep using that phrase. I don't think it means what you think it means.

A talking dog!?

"resolved until next Tuesday"
Is that a stealth Charlotte's Web reference?

Tell 'em Steve-Dave!