I just got a crewcut and I'm pleased as punch.

Are you renting a car? Cleveland's transit system is so-so. But there's always Uber/Lyft. If you wanted to kill most of a day, I'd say go to the east side, hit up Record Rev, walk around Coventry, Little Italy, University Circle, the Cultural Gardens and the Museum of Art (which is free and world-class).

You're probably near downtown. There's not much retail downtown, but these are all a reasonable drive (in ascending order of distance):

Where are you? Downtown?

Twice since I got to work, why?

I was hoping for Meriwether Lewis

It's coming from inside the… you know, what, forget it. I'm above this.

Spoiler alert: it's a schooner.

…go on.

I'll give you 3D
3=====D

Turn ons: Tom Wolfe, avocado toast
Turn offs: Inflammatory dishonesty, back hair

29 in the non-union Las Cartas de Penthouse

Become a chef, I think?

IT'S ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!

Letters to Penthouse doesn't have pictures. It has… well, letters.

James Marshall "Jimi" Hendrix

They're preceding three albums are BRILLIANT.

Same with Hendrix

*Whoever You Are, Brimful of Asha

*White Town