Where are you? Downtown?

Twice since I got to work, why?

I was hoping for Meriwether Lewis

It's coming from inside the… you know, what, forget it. I'm above this.

Spoiler alert: it's a schooner.

…go on.

I'll give you 3D
3=====D

Turn ons: Tom Wolfe, avocado toast
Turn offs: Inflammatory dishonesty, back hair

29 in the non-union Las Cartas de Penthouse

Become a chef, I think?

IT'S ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!

Letters to Penthouse doesn't have pictures. It has… well, letters.

James Marshall "Jimi" Hendrix

They're preceding three albums are BRILLIANT.

Same with Hendrix

*Whoever You Are, Brimful of Asha

*White Town

I have a friend who claims her nipples are exactly 4' off the ground. If the women ont he right is six inches shorter than her, the scale would be about right.

You expect them to proofread the ads? They don't even do that for the articles!

I don't have any good stealth firsties for this article, so fuck it.