NO, I ALREADY ATE, BUT YOU GO AHEAD.

THE James Hay!?

A laugh riot—fun for the whole family! ★★★★☆
- The Trump Guide to Spank Material

Prude

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS COOL? WATCHING A GUY CHEAT ON HIS WIFE WITH THE UNDERAGE BABYSITTER, AND THEN THREATEN THE YOUNG GIRL WITH SOCIAL OUTCAST STATUS IF SHE TELLS ANYONE. THAT'S HOT AS FUCK, AND I'LL WATCH IT WITH GLEE. BUT IN REAL LIFE? THAT'S HORRIBLE AND ILLEGAL AND I'D HOPE THE MAN ROTS IN PRISON.

I really like reading it to find out what the sci-fi guns are all built from

I'm waiting for vaudeville to make its comeback. I've got a softshoe that'll knock the whiskers off your old lady!

They're the gentle giants of the sea. The Jeff Goldblums of the ocean.

You ever see those Boston assholes that never heard of a sunfish?
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Meta!

There were no survivors.

Their producers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!

I thought it was by getting it on.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

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I'm seeing double! 52/40!

Yet the A.V. Club's @WeRateDawes continues to fly under the rader.

I feel it's trying to lull the dogs into a false sense of security before…

It's all been downhill since Robert BORKBORKBORKBORKBORKBORK.

SHUT THE FUCK UP