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My mother still visits the grave of her father who passed away about 20 years ago and her grandfather who passed away about 30 years ago.

I forgot from my home to the cab. Of course, I'll have to carry it downstairs from my duplex, so really from the bottom step of my front porch to the cab.

Save @Save the Cheerleader, Save the World, save the world.

So this massive suitcase that won't fit in an overhead bin will follow you from the cab to baggage check and then from the baggage carousel to the cab and from the cab to the hotel front desk?

White people love a clean rap karaoke

She's just happy to see you, and no metal can withstand her arousal.

Also, from people who have never seen, say, Miesha Tate or Ronda Rousey.

I don't recall doing that but thanks anyways!

I have a pretty hard-left group of friends. Radical feminists, starving artists, gay activists… I didn't hear a peep about this. Leading me to believe this is some astroturfing, concern-trolling, co-opting of liberal viewpoints as a means of embarrassing the anti-Trump resistance.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams!"
- Fish

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Remember the first self-broadcasting reality star, Jennicam? We watched her like we watched scrambled porn: desperate for a nip.

The Gadaissance is nigh!

I play with one paddle and two balls. The game is called D— *FLAGGED*

My mom would vote Republican for the first time in her life to vote for Gibbs. Same with my sister, only for Abby.

I think being comfortable and doing what they love makes them happy. I think they'd be roughly as happy if they were making $75,000/year and doing the same thing. I think they'd be miserable making millions doing something that did not fulfill them.

Nice, lady.

I'd also point out that the guy behind Christianity said, "Sell all your possessions," and "If someone hits you, offer to let them hit you again." Christianity is, at its heart, pacifist and anti-capitalist.

We don't get much of that so it's still a novelty.

I think you're having an entirely different conversation with me than I'm having with you, because no one called anyone a dick so you can pontificate at someone else instead of having a conversation.