You know what? Forget the YouTube videos.

It's been like ten years since I read it, so you'll have to forgive my haziness.

Well now that you've completely changed your argument, I'm not sure what to argue with you about.

My life for you! Cibooooooooooooola!

The internet of two things!

I no boss duster any more!

Man, Dreamcatcher has, like two or three really memorable parts (Kurtz, the attack set to "Sympathy for the Devil", shit-weasels), but yeah, otherwise it reads more like a clunky King pastiche.

*Champagne glass pops out of eye. Monocle shatters.*

21st Century Bluto Blutarsky.

Stand By Me, Carrie, Misery, Firestarter, Cujo, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, The Dead Zone, Pet Sematary, Apt Pupil?

Kaka.

I think I can rustle one up.

Where do you think you are right now?

Remember, part of W&G is getting control over a gasoline (refinery? reserve?) so that the Good Man John Farson can expand his military dictatorship or something.

We found out everything we needed to. It made Lady Liberty ambulatory.

That Green Goblin truck fucking rules.

What if they make two versions of the film, one directed by Stephen King himself, where Stephen King is a character that gets run over by a living van?

That's in This Ain't Spiderman: A XXX Parody.

Is he going to turn his Spidermobile into a Spider-Motorcycle when it gets too damaged?

YOU'RE SO DENSE. EVERY SINGLE OPINION HAS SO MANY BAD GOING ON. AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.