The real reason is they didn't like him. If the real reason was that he was swinging a sword around and there were people that saw him swinging a sword around, he'd have been arrested for swinging a sword around.

You can openly carry around a shotgun or pistol in Virginia, I think swords are the least of their worries.

We'll be good! We'll be good!

Is this the new Voight-Kampff test?

Slut!

Waterboard Confessional

Heh, dirty glasses. Hey guys, Dirty Glasses Barry!

My God! It's full of stars!

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Nerd!

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This is the second Czolgosz reference in AV Club comment sections. There have also been two Bury Reynolds references. Coincidence? I think so.

Henry The Harrison?

eh.

Truly we live in a golden age of recycling other people's jokes.

Credits Jokes from Other ZAZ Films Courtesy of IMDB
Author of A Tale of Two Cities … Charles Dickens
This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplication, distribution, or exhibition may result in civil liability or criminal prosecution. So there.
Thirteenth…

Now now, if anything's going to be called THE bane of a theater usher's existence, it's going to be people masturbating.

Credits Jokes from the Naked Gun Series Courtesy of IMDB
In Case of Tornado……………………… SOUTHWEST CORNER OF BASEMENT
Mr. Weiss' Divorce Attorney……………… MARSHA DURKO
Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler
George Foreman …….. 6'4" 250 lbs. Age: 42 Won: 69 Lost: 3 KO's: 65
People who didn't have lines, but we like 'em!
Crane Grip ……………… Lloyd…

Ascension would be #1 with a better chorus.