But Christ, it's gonna be some obnoxious poppunk millenial band with an obnoxious name like "Rebirth of Zune" doing it in an obnoxious way and making me irrationally angry.

Donna Summer: "I Feel Love"

More musical theatre crossover hits!

Cornershop: "Brimful of Asha"

Laptop: "I'm So Happy You Failed"

That's not Cookie Monster syntax!

Dig!

The Chips: Rubber Biscuit

Undercover needs more trainwrecks.

Funkadelic: Maggot Brain

Kid Cudi: "The Pursuit of Happiness"

The Incredible Bongo Band: "Apache"

Kanye West, Rick Ross, Justin Vernon, Jay-Z and Nicki Minaj: "Monster"

This. This for days.

Son House: John the Revelator

The Soul Stirrers: Jesus Hits Like the Atom Bomb

The Beatles: Back in the USSR

Dead Prez: Hip Hop

"Oooh, oooh, I'll do it!"
- Moby
*Groan*
- Everyone else

Manowar: Carry On