Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that both the character and actor share the name of a major character from a piece of Southern Gothic literature?

"Want to know how to annoy Type Geeks?

Just couldn't resist making a "joke" using quotation marks.

Not if you want Vonnegut to respect you.

Imagine if Susan Sarandon was young again and even hotter.

I get dibs on publishing a paper on the newly discovered AIDSCancer.

It's more of a brief cosmic fart joke.

You ever squeeze a donkey reeeeeeal hard? It's what comes out of you when he kicks you in the face.

This was just as stupid an article when it was on Gizmodo last week. At least hat-tip to your corporate overlords.

You know those bands on MTV videos weren’t even really playing those songs live? And the Beatles lip-synced their way through A Hard Day’s Night and Help!. That’s not even them in Yellow Submarine. The conspiracy runs deep, my friend.

Now phone who this

By three quarters of them dying before 40?

“Well, I guess if you’re not going to live somewhere with actual culture, California is okay.”

Shameful omission.

I very rarely suggest that an omission renders a listicle irrelevant, but come on guys.

Latter.

He’d probably feel bad if it weren’t for the fact that Plinko is a rip off of pachinko.

Yes, awful for web sites not to jump on the clickwagon within minutes of the announcement of death. Plumb disrespectful.

Looking at the stats, they weren’t performing as badly as the winless Lions anyways so there’s that.

No corporation will do anything more than the minimum necessary to fulfill the word of a contract, why should any individual?