I didn’t care for football at all when my friends begged me to join to round out the league, knowing I would at least try. So I bought Fantasy Football for Dummies and jumped in.

Hamilton mixtape is out. The Dessa song is rill güd.

"Pithy one-liner that he'll have to walk back because it sounds like he doesn't understand the difference between actions and portrayals of actions"?

Well, you have it on record here, folks. CineCraft's okay with raping people during filming.

"My band, many people have told me, many smart people, is the best band. We put on the best shows, but the touring system is rigged, folks, 360 Management are crooked and they're liars. It's really a shame, because I want to play for you, I want to make pop great again, I do, but the mainstream concert industry is…

Luke Cage got there and the bad guys were already beat up.

I just watched the TNG episode where they pick up the frozen 20th century people and I had just watched the Khan episode and it felt like there were some parallels between the two (waking up people from the past, a major threat to the Federation, airing late in season 1) but Space Seed is great and The Neutral Zone is…

You know, they call them fingers, but have you ever seen them fing?

one of the most respected actress of her generation.

You know this was covered on other news outlets too, right?

Also, most people in the gym don’t give a shit about you, no matter what you look like. Do you not sit on equipment looking at facebook for five minutes? Do you wipe your sweat off the bench? Do you let people work through? You’re fine. Shit, if you don’t know how to do something, most people are HAPPY to share their…

I had no idea that song existed or that Slash is Black.

I always thought it was silly that Raph could buy a ticket to a movie in that ridiculous trenchcoat and fedora disguise, but then there's that bit…
Passener: "What the hell was that?"
Cabbie: "Looked like sort of a big turtle, in a trench coat… You're going to La Guardia right?"

Michelangelo didn't even give him a tip.

122… and ⅛? Where the hell is 122 ⅛?

PR Firm Nets Corporation Two Articles for the Price of One

None of those is bad. They're just less good. In fact, I think Death Proof is actually good and The Ladykillers is very funny.

Humming or singing to yourself in proximity to someone else should be punishable by death. It's worse than just plain singing out loud. It's the second most obnoxious sound after a pet licking itself while you're trying to fall asleep.

Mostly unrelated, but one of the funniest moments for me is when Andy starts singing "Break me off a piece of that…" and can't remember and Jim shouts "Nobody tell him!" The running gag is pretty funny, but the way Jim just jumps in to goofing on someone as a reflex is a pretty spot-on bit.

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