But not as much as the one from Die Hard.

Yeah, Mom's great.
/buster

Make sure you do the wand shop. My friend that worked for Universal got the actor to choose me for his wand bit and if I was an eight-year-old HP fan, I would probably have shit myself. I felt kind of bad for denying some child the chance, though. But not too bad, because ultimately it's a commercial for toy wands.

You were close, but it would have been better if more of the Pokemon were in the shot.

We can all agree that Super Mario Land was the worst misstep at LEAST through the 64 area. I'd rather play the Mario Bros. arcade game than Super Mario Land.

Context!

You could probably get @Fluttershy to do it for you.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH ABOUT TANUKI OR SO HELP ME GOD!

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH ABOUT MY MOTHER OR SO HELP ME GOD!

I recently started working at the ACLU and her family are ignorant, regressive conservatives. She just sent "I should buy everyone gift memberships to the ACLU. #lolgrandpa #loluncleronnie"

Unrelated: just got a text from mom with hashtags in it. I think I'm done with the internet now and forever.

3 is more challenging

I used to explain the rules of Magic: the Gathering to my mom. She knows your pain.

Going back to the concept of pre-ordained paths after 64 made it seem really boring to me.

Don't care.

64
3
World
2
1
Land

That's your answer to everything.

A NEW GAME!?

GODDAMNED BULLSHIT CHEATING A.I. FUCK FUCK FUCK

Well if I'd have known that was part of his platform!