Because this is an obvious use case that they should have anticipated. They put on a massive sale with large numbers of discounts, people coming in and gobbling a bunch of them up is a logical thing to account for.

Hate? The headline was very clear: Epic Games Store will block your account if you buy too many games... because the Epic Games Store has been blocking accounts for buying too many games.

It's called "news". It's silly to choose to interpret it as hate. 

What hate is in that headline? As the article says, their is a massive sale on at Epic and could potentially get a ton of people get their accounts blocked if they buy a certain number of games. It’s better to warn people about that issue with reporting like this.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Ah, there he is. Right on time. 

You are a sad, strange weeb who is quite overly defensive.

Cranking it to depictions of middle-schoolers to own the libs

This...is going to get ugly. Might want to break out the popcorn for this one.