Wood for my Sheep will never get old.

There’s also the time he went on a 10-minute rant during the time when several commercial airplanes crashed/vanished. Something to the effect of “maybe if the world’s aviation community stopped trying so hard to be PC, specifically by making those darn boxes I keep reading about BLACK, we’d actually be able to find…

Yeah, but ARod was American-raised. Plus I hear he’s been to Oregon once.

“You know who else isn’t buying it? Greg Howard, because he’s black and probably stole it.”

When one of your main selling points for the entire state of Oregon is the proximity to Seattle you’re an asshole. When your other points include beer and a bunch of white people, you’re a special breed of asshole.

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

Fine. Come on down to the dock.....will let you on the lift and yard pig..... we got the Harbaugh of dock trainers.... not to verbose, but will get after you when you yank a 6 story warehouse shelving system down.

And yet, everyone is making fun (poorly, btw) of a common Latvian name, because Eastern Europe lol. Kris? Wtf kind of name is that?

MBA: Mandingo Basketball Association

Your use of yankees leads me to assume you’re not American, so let me break this down for you.

You root for Brady. Love or hate the Pats, the Wells Report didn’t prove anything (lots of circumstantial evidence, I know, and I think he probably did it, but even a lot of the science is being debunked) but there’s no proof. Then Goodell suspended him for 1/4 of the season, partly because he wouldn’t hand over his…

Root for Brady. Not because he’s the golden boy, or the most trollish player, or because you want to murder him and wear his skin and absorb his life. Root for him because the fall of Goodell and the reckoning of his absurd rule is worth it in the long run. The NFL can be saved (maybe), and getting rid of Goodell and…

I dunno, I kind of dug it. Being from Southern California, and having lived there most of my life, I thought it was interesting how they portrayed what’s actually behind the glitz and glamour facade everyone assumes is SoCal. There really are these seedy casinos and huge industrial complexes in the middle of broken…

Counterpoint: all cinnamon “whiskies” are awful abominations. #hottaek

Fireball is cinnamon schnapps. Period. That they’ve managed to rebrand it as “whiskey” is really pretty remarkable.

I guarantee you those transvetites can fucking fight and considering you have an owner with the mental and physical fortitude of a wet napkin and a head coach who seems to be the lesser light from the dumber wing of the Kotite clan those transvestites would at least provide a pass rush.

You had to be committed to finishing yours in less than ten minutes though. The last 8 oz were always fucking brutal when warm. That’s what made Ed 40 Hands so impossible: there is no way to enjoyably finish 80 oz of malt liquor without guzzling a lot of shit.

Ha, yeah, I drank a ton of 40s in my youth, too. I fear they’re losing their utility or at least appeal in this age of 4Loko and etc., but at a certain time they were the most honorable way to get shitfaced for $5.

Heck yes, a buck beer always tastes great, no matter the circumstances.

Now here’s where I divide the problem. Is it because of physical injury suffered from playing football or lack of education from getting a bullshit degree in order to get through college football. One becomes worker’s comp, the other is a risk that you accept in order to try to make it big.