Unfortunately Beiber is the herpes of celebrities. He will never go away no matter how hard we try to cure ourselves of him.

You put up a lot of straw men in this. No one believes that they are going to lead a world invasion that will set up a world wide caliphate, but yes that is what they WANT TO DO. And stop conflating Islamophobia with ISIS. ISIS does not fuel Islamphobia, which you seem to imply. Bigotry inflames Islamophobia.

ISIS…

Madanona has become the Uncle Rico of music. Fucking sad for a woman who owned the 80's and early 90's.

Cowheard loves the smell of his own farts, we all know that. I think what is said was inartful, but pompous windbags usually say things like this without malicious thought.

What the fuck was this? I want my 5 minutes back you bastard!

The real crime here is his last name.

When lining up in a 3 WR Trips formation with a single back, did you every get distracted by the opposing cheerleaders boobs? And while we are on the subject of boobs and cheerleaders, do you think there are too much or to little in college ball? I will hang up and listen for the answer.

Why did they post a picture of the La-brae Tar pits when referencing their local Grill-a-que?

Exactly. Thank you for pointing this out. You know you are full of your own sweet smelling shit, when you redefine a concept to fit your own conceit.

Simmer down. And you would live in "Oz" not the Wizard of Oz. And your comment just goes to show how insufferable you St. whateverthfuckyoucallyourselves, really are.

Why would a sandwich need a skin graft? Unless you burned the hell out of it. This is unholy and should never be spoken of again.

Honestly?!?!? WTF are you doing on Deadspin if you have a problem with this? Go back to smelling your own farts. Which I am sure smell of Rosemary and Bergamont.

And don't forget oranjeboom in the master cyclinder? Can't remember if its good, been a while, but beer in a big can? Can't go wrong. Oh wait, Fosters is shit. Scratch that.