Some of us actually like playing together with our friends and cant afford to all be going around buying individual systems and dropping $$ for online mode. Good thing there’s the trusty PC

When I was dating a Korean girl for a few years (I will also throw in that “some of my good friends are black” for gratuitous measure) she gave me a lot of “inside information” on [S] Korean culture.

I couch co-oped with my girlfriend in Halo for years. Can’t do that in Halo 5.

Maybe for you, but a lot of people have roommates or friends who live close enough to play in person (which is definitively the better experience, even with a smaller screen). If I were still in college, I’d hate this news. As it is, I play Mario Kart with coworkers on my lunch break at work — I’d be devestated if…

Though it’s not outdated amongst people who have irl friends.

My girlfriend and I have been sitting on the couch playing through each of the Halo campaigns together, partially in anticipation of Halo 5. This killed one of my major fun factors for the game.

Splitscreen is still entirely necessary for people who like to play with their friends in the same room. I’d hardly called having local friends “outdated”.

Na... there is something magical about sitting next to your sibling/friend and head shot him right in the face. Local multiplayer isn’t going to disappear. The fact that sports game are so popular still is an evidence of that.

So Minecraft should get sued by ***EVERYONE*** then, because you can play MMO, FPS, RPG, RTS, tabletop, Pokémon games and more in MC, and many of them are straight-up gameplay clones.

You can’t copyright gameplay.

I dunno man, the description of your character seeing sunlight for the first time seemed a lot more poetic and beautiful to me than “watch as your vision adjusts to the sun.”

You just need to slow down and try to enjoy it. Its a long enough game, and a lot of time has passed though it will always remain a highly rated game. Both 1 and 2 felt like they had more features than Fallout3. Low Int dictates changes in your dialog, to the point of only being able to mutter noises to communicate.…

I think we’re mocking the lifehacker article. This isn’t reddit, there’s supposed to be content here.

I dunno about you, but when I get a promotion at work, the first thing I do is order the massacre of all my new underlings. It makes the new hires much less inclined to revolt.

So, pillaging?

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

I don’t think cancer is the main reason to avoid alcohol in mouthwash. Alcohol can damage healthy cells, and it dries out your mouth. In essence, it doesn’t really do anything to make your breath better. It just gives you a tingly-feeling placebo effect.

I don’t think cancer is the main reason to avoid alcohol in mouthwash. Alcohol can damage healthy cells, and it…

Pretty sure it’s a matter of size/convenience, not memory. Nobody uses chatpads or portable keyboards because they’re clunky and an additional expense.

Car like that means HIGH party connections. That track driver is in for it.

Always yield to armored vehicles. Just a basic rule of thumb.

Unless I missed it I’m surprised you didn’t mention “nuking it”. Oh how fun it was ragging on my nuke brothers. Tyler, if you ever do a piece on us Boatswain’s Mates I’ll forever be grateful and I’ll erect monuments in your name. ;)