Everybody could use some more Wang.

“How I learned to stop worrying and gave Google carte-blanche to know exactly where I am at all times.

Quake 2 was the game where it was intentional; Quake’s level design wasn’t meant for rocketjumping. It was just so popular in online gameplay that iD kept it.

Please don’t keep reminding me how awesome Bioshock Infinite was supposed to me... my heart can’t take it; it’s almost as bad as watching the original Halo 2 demo.

Back when I was in the Navy, there was this thing called Duty where you stay on the ship for 24 hours for fire response/night work/ in port watch standing.

I’ve been trying to play Persona 3; seems super grindy.

Bluetooth.

Congratulations, you’re the (547th) person to respond to me referencing that! You’re completely just like everyone else!

“Nobody gives a shit about Rampage Three, so maybe I shouldn’t do it then.”

The singular coherent thought of his entire video.

I keep trying to like JRPGs, I really do. I’ve liked a few, FFVI, um... uh... There has to be more I’ve liked, I just can’t remember them.

But I hate grinding -so-freaking-much-

Do you understand the concept of a “joke”? They’re these really nifty things, meant to amuse people. You should try one sometime.

Van Buren was never finished. It would have been the ultimate Fallout3

Intentionally make a character with low agility and intelligence, tag throw, traps, and heavy weapons: Veteran Fallout players successfully baited.

Yeah, I still cry myself to sleep every night when I think of Van Buren...

Fallout embodies “Role Playing Game”

*goes into radscorpion caverns with a 10mm and no armor*

Yeah, he won’t make it.

Pillaging.

There was never any indication they wouldn’t support keyboards at all.

USS Dirty Harry